Who’d have thought my life would turn into a fiary tale? Not ME for a start. But then I never believed in the wicked stepmother, fairy godmother stuff either. And, WOW, was I wrong!
So my Mum gets ill and I have to stay with my mega-rich aunt and uncle. NIGHTMARE! Meet lovely Aunt Lucy who sees me as the poor relation from hell. Meet my delightful cousins, the Brain, the Brat, the Blub and the Blob.
Who needs a handsome prince? Personally I’d settle for a ticket on the next pumpkin out of here!